May 2012
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February 2012
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um what
So I finally sit down to take care of a fraudulent charge on my debit card (a process I started over a month ago and never finished because my laziness manifests itself in bizarre ways) and it turns out that after 2 weeks with no response from me with the relevant details the company needed, they somehow figured it out anyway and refunded my money.
DON’T YOU REALIZE WHAT A DANGEROUS...
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never stop learnin
me: "apareo"?
roommate: es como... tiki-tiki (bangs fists together) con animales.
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January 2012
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things you say in spain
“I think I just ate fried sand.”
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oops
the spanish word for “lighter”
mechero what i’ve been saying for the past four months
lechero
what that means milkman
WHAT IS THIS STORY
It’s killing me, and I’ve already wasted way too much time with Google and other things trying to find it.
It’s a creepy short story, I read it in 4th or 5th grade. A girl has two cats/kittens. They get sick and die - I think first one, then the other. She tries really hard to save them. The ghost of one of the cats haunts her and makes her really sick. OR the second cat...
lessons
Tara: man though, seriously do not get day drunk on red wine
Me: yeah i learned that over thanksiginvg
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November 2011
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“Dammit, why can’t there be a Lincoln BROTHER?!”
– Whitney bestowing the best compliment on me/mine that I have ever received. (via thebone-yard
)
Wow! But I assume you then proceeded to tell her about George.
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“I started with the tight shirt in the World Cup and since it brought us good...”
– Fernando Llorente, being superstitious, answers why he opts to wear the “baby” size of jerseys (via honeymeli)
October 2011
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Great moments en la aula:
Today in the 4th grade class one of the kids asked me what my favorite soccer team was. I gave a good cop-out answer (LA SELECCIÓN aka the national team that is playing in qualifiers rn). He said his favorite was Real Madrid. Half the class started cheering. I asked if there were any Barça fans in the class, and one girl sitting at the front stood up, turned around, and unzipped her sweatshirt to...
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IMDB on DS Ripley (aka Warren Brown)
“A former 2 x World Thai Boxing Champion. In May 1999, one week after his 21st birthday, beat defending champion Carlo Barbuto in Turin, Italy to take the WAKO Pro World Title. After training, teaching and competing professionally for almost 10 years, retired from Thai Boxing to pursue a career in acting.”
I… I think I need to lie down.
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Liz Lemon moment of the week
woman at fotoshop clicks repeatedly through 3 different photos for my ID, sighing as she tries to “fix” them, unable to decide which one is remotely acceptable.
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I would like to go inside your body and taste how...
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TIS 10/4/11
came home from Santiago and entire apartment smelled like shark
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great things Spain continues to get wrong
hamburgers (see also: hot dogs)
pizza
beer
running errands during afternoon hours
voice acting
maintaining my favorite soccer players’ leg muscles intact
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“If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn’t help the poor, either we...”
– Stephen Colbert (via soupsoup)
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CONFIDENTIAL TO THOSE WHO HAVE SEEN DOWNTON ABBEY
where are you all, come talk to me
I just need someone to join in when I go
BAAAAAAAATES
DAIIIIISYYYYYY
SYBIL! SYYYYYBIIIIIIIL!
DAME MAGGIE SMITH
MISSUS HUUUUUUUGHES
the Edith vs Mary conflict going on in my head is giving me a headache (yeah, no, it’s definitely that, definitely not the wine)