I know I know I know I have to choose a soccer (soccer) team, because even though it’s okay to sit at home with Ana and be kind of, like, “oh I just hope they all score all the goals, they’re just so riquiño, every last one”, I feel stupid sitting at a bar and not getting outraged at whatever is happening on the screen. You can’t root for Barça and Real at the same time so it’s possible that I’m just going to default to Llorente.
I mean Bilbao.
Bilbao.
